Sometimes, when I’m in the library, I have a very strong urge to yell “shut the fuck up”, and then go back to reading like nothing ever happened…
Wawa Shepherd’s Pie is bang bang.
THE NEXT PERSON THAT LEAVES TRASH IN MY CAR IS GOING TO BITE THE CURB….YOU’VE BEEN WARNED.
Dear ladies: wear Dunks; it’s kinda hot.
Why are you wearing a “free hugs” T-shirt? You aren’t cute, I wouldn’t hug you if you paid me.
Rice pudding is fucking delicious.
E39 M5 or 1st gen CTS-V? Why?
I want ‘em not fat and not flat
My I/O Psych professor is fine as hell. She look so good, i wanna sop her up wit a biscuit!
THE LIBRARY IS A PLACE OF SILENCE! NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT YOUR TRIP TO THE GODDAMN CHINESE FOOD PLACE! SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Rain boots, Uggs etc…. never have and never will be cute and/or attractive.
Two words: Yoga pants…
Coffee is liquid crack